What would Super Jesus do about corruption in American Corporate Churches if he knew about it?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFy23xa_X…
Gotta love those Canadians . . .
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What Would Super Jesus Do?
Posted on 13 November 2011.
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He’d kick everyone’s asses.
he would wait for those people to die, and show up on judgement day after living a life of hypocrisy.
then he would say, “depart from me, i never knew you.”
All will be judged.
Didn’t watch the video but Canadians rule!
Oh that’s how it works, you do something bad blame your parents.
He would go and be fictional, just like the other Jesus.
Nothing but punish!
Hi,
I tried to watch the video but it said it was a ‘malformed video’.
Is there now a ‘super Jesus’ – care to enlighten us.
As regards corruption in churches ‘anywhere’ I reckon he (IF he was the son of god and still alive – notice the big if) would do what he said he would do as recorded in the book of Revelations and his spirit would leave the church.
I do like Canadians but would you tell us why (seeing I couldn’t view the video)?
regards
MGD
14/11/11
Working at a newspaper and using his secret identity to fight Darryl Devil?
Canadians are AWESOME!
were so cool.
all i know is that the guy owns a segway.
Sell crack to kids
Jesus knows what’s going on. When He returns in power and glory, He will gather those of us who are His from every fellowship and place us into the church He began in the first place.
ROTFL…. He’d zap em with his laser beam eyes and you know it.
He already is “Super Jesus” and He does know! They will be dealt with!
Who is super jesus. The one and only Jesus the Christ does know about corruption and He knows about those who deny Him as Lord. This super jesus is the one you say “if he knew” and God the Word who is the Messiah Jesus Christ knows all and knows your heart. He died so you would not live in hell. He gives you the choice. Your turn!
He would fly around the Earth a bunch of times, thereby causing the Earth to spin backward (and time to inexplicably reverse because of it) until the corruption had been undone. Then he would show up at the door of every corrupt person and administer a roundhouse kick to their face, kinda like what Chuck Norris would do if he didn’t have the ability to smell corruption months before it happened.
Nobody hates Canadians.
say what you will time will tell
Super Jesus would abolish the Super Devil.
He’d do everyone’s grandma.
Jesus loves Canadians.
invite them in the church to confess their sins and bless them to become saints, after that that there would be no more corruption.
HIS KINGDOM IS COMING AND ALL WILL BE PARADISE AGAIN!!!
send all the atheists and homos to hell
There is no “Super Jesus” When He comes he will judge and in he will not hold any one guiltless who is guilty or charge one guilty who is innocent.
i believe he already does. i think Jesus and God are both allowing things come to a fulfillment of their misconduct. similar to the city of Nineveh. Some point in time they will say enough is enough.
He would have billions of people throughout the world believing in him . He would have billions of people believing that they have dominion over animals therefor the pillaging of the natural world . He would have billions of people believing that the end of the world is coming resulting in economic collapse and WW3 . He would ruin the mental health of countless generations with the thought of hell not just for them but for their families . He would promise to return in the lifetime of his listeners and not do it . He would claim supernatural abilities with absolutely no proof and have billions of people years later believing it .
The bible say judgment begins in the church. Corruption breeds death.
He would super kill child molester Muhammed and Muslims.